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Mass Effect XXX!

Found this linked at Penny Arcade.

I’ve been playing, and for the most part, very much enjoying Mass Effect. But, man…if any of you has the version of the game described here, would you mind letting me know where I could find a copy?

You know, purely for research purposes, of course.

8 Responses to Mass Effect XXX!

  1. herozero

    This guy has clearly not played the game at all and is just trumping up the sex parts that are for the most part not especially graphic. You see at most a butt cheek. Ooh, ah. Let’s burn everyone’s copies!

    I really hate when people like to beat on the video game non-issue. Aren’t there more important things to worry about in this country? It’s a huge waste of time.

  2. insektmute

    The sex parts really aren’t much of a big deal, though my girlfriend made a few remarks when I mentioned that a male-male relationship wasn’t possible.

    Frankly, I thought the game was enjoyable enough with or without any of it.

  3. speakerwiggin

    Well you technically can’t have a female-female relationship either. The Asari aren’t male OR female, they only have one gender and can mate with any sex of any species.

    Though, they do have breasts for some reason…

  4. thetathx1138

    Yeah, sales.

  5. thetathx1138

    You know, I saw the “sex” in the game and I’ve got to wonder if this guy’s got a YouTube account.

  6. rachel_edidin

    Kevin McCullough seems to be confusing Mass Effect with The Internet.

  7. alexg119

    Thankfully the comic is funnier than that nutjobs actual article. What a loser. It’s the virtual equivalent of the kid in school who would eat his own boogers.

    on a side note…GRR DIAMOND!!! they screwed up my LCS didn’t get Checkmate…ohh I gots tha shakes now…

  8. insektmute

    That’s true, though it’s pretty clear that the Asari are intended to appear more female than male. They probably chose to make the Asari genderless to skirt the “lesbian sex” issue, but it still comes across as exactly that. The whole thing sort of reminds me of Knights of the Old Republic II, where Visas was sort of intended to be the submissive female who pretty much throws herself at the lead character. Granted, I liked Liara and Visas, but a little more autonomy would’ve been nice.

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